Personal Definitions

My Personal Definitions Of...

• Distraction - leaving the house with your Mickey Mouse slippers on.
• Panic - when your teenage son says "Mom, we need to talk".
• Happiness - 30 lbs of furry love... with claws.
• Terror - your tax preparer leaves you a voice mail saying "Call me.  Today."
• Anti-Depressants - watercolors and sunshine.
• Aerobics - housework... with 30 lbs of furry love and claws.
• Grace - turning a corner in heels without falling over.
• Old - I don't know, I'll always be too young to be old.