I Can't Believe I Said That!

Before I became a parent, there are certain things that I never, ever, thought I would say...

• "Get out of the dishwasher!"
• "No, fish don't play with legos."
• "Honey, why are all the heads of your action figures stacked in the corner like a head-hunter's totem pole?"
• "No, sweetie, I don't think the piano would look better in green."
• "Get out of the dryer!"
• "Ummm... thank you, honey.  I'm sure my coffee did need an entire cup of sugar to make it taste better."
• "Please stop putting the remote in my Dr. Pepper."
• "Get out of the freezer!"
• "Why did draw on your wood floor with permanent markers?"

17 year later... very little surprises me now.  I've learned that anything can come out of my mouth!