Words of Wisdom - part 1

• Never eat beans before your Tai Chi class.
• Always remember that when you ask everyone, "How are you?" - some of them might tell you the truth.
• The worst words a mom can ever hear are "Mom, we need to talk."
• The funniest thing in the world... is the world.  You just have to look for it.
• Family is important, good friends are vital, but good hot sex can cure whatever ails ya'.
• Remember to turn down the car radio so you can see the street signs better.  Really.
• Anyone can dance - but not everyone wants to see you dance in the nude.
• My child, regardless of his age, will always be my child.  With my sense of humor.
• Smile and remember that even on your worst day, it could be even worse... you could have missed reading my blog!